Up Your Media's Custom iPhone Ringtones

I love building ringtones and text-tones for my iPhone, and assigning them to particular individuals, based on their personalities. There's lots of articles out there on how to build them, but here's my collection for you to enjoy. Simply download the file, double click to open it in iTunes, and sync them in the Tones tab of your next iPhone sync.

Prince - Pussy Control

m4aPrince - Pussy Control276 KB17 second ringtone

 Napoleon Dynamite - "Sweet!"

Pussy Control .m4r RingtoneNapoleon Dynamite15.04 KB1 second text tone

Michael Scott from The Office Declares Bankruptcy

I Declare Bankruptcy! .m4r RingtoneI Declare Bankruptcy!95 KB6 second text tone

The Cliffs Of Insanity! From The Princess Bride

The Cliffs Of Insanity Princess Bride .m4r RingtoneThe Cliffs Of Insanity!35 KB2 second text tone

Kung Fu Fighting

Kung Fu Fighting .m4r RingtoneKung Fu Fighting400 KB25 second ring tone

You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate

You Sexy Thing, Hot Chocolate .m4r RingtoneYou Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate676 KB18 second ring tone

Borat says, Ooh-la-la, Wawaweewa

Borat says, Ooh-la-la, Wawaweewa .m4r RingtoneBorat says, Ooh-la-la, Wawaweewa86 KB4 second text tone


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